I knew Quincy had a ton of jerkoffs in it, but this dude decides he had nothing better to do on the bus than catch a quick one. Unfortunately, he had an audience.

The bus was traveling between Quincy Center and Ashmont station, so Mike Wilson (of Water St, Quincy) fully exposed himself to a passenger sitting across from him and shamelessly went to town on himself. Well, that’s the best way to register as a sex offender, if you so desire. The bus driver contacted the MBTA and he was arrested on the spot for lewd and lascivious behavior. Quincy – home of (SOME) jerkoffs that publicly jerkoff.