I’m lucky enough that I’ve been able to see a variety of fuckery over the past few months. I’ve also become particularly adept at capturing the moment somewhat stealthily, minus the snickering.

Folks, I implore you – the shit you’re looking at here should be a warning to you in the future now. Dropcrotch khakis and denim slip-ons; cowboy guy; mandle disgust. Offensive to the senses.