Each and every year, I have to rehash the fact that, as an Bostonian, Masshole, and New Englander, I haven’t the slightest clue what Mother Nature’s doing right now. The Earth is menopausal, with its hot flashes galore, causing some ridiculous fluctuation from day to day. With that, don’t be surprised when you see dudes wearing bubble jackets and chancletas (not advised – the chancletas, and combo). 

Yes: this set is exclusively footed by Nike Flyknit Racers. Told you – seasonably mild.